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7월 19일 Wandering the strange land called Internets, I found a list of stereotypes for divers kind of people, races and religions.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (Hey, I took a shower, ok?)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Nooooooo!)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (What?)
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. ( Lies! Dirty lies... >_>)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Naiiiiiive?)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (Ok..... WTF)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (No comment)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Haha... What?)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f**king them all. (WTF...)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (*Poses*)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I dont like the SUN, so I MUST be albino. (Oddly enough I am tanned)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Me don't like to driiiiiiiiink! *Hick*)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I become DEPRESSED easily, so I MUST be suicidal. 1월 12일 I returned to Canada 1 day ago and today I had my first class at SFU. Well, not exactly an university class but an introduction to the EBP (English Bridge Program). We had a tour on the installations and the place iis pretty cool! Cafeterias, Libraries and Shops! SFU is the best place in all the world! Woo... 11월 21일 Today my good friend and buddy Reinhold is flying toward Italy right now... I will miss him, we had a lot of fun with "The Gang". I remember the first time I meet that guy, I made a joke about Mexicans and I heard that joke, he tought that I was pissed, however that joke was actually a Mexican joke about other Mexicans and I laughed really hard... However I must say that I will miss that guy, he was quite funny and probably the coolest Italian i have ever meet... Take care Reinhold!
11월 14일 3 Months ago I came to this country, Canada, I remember the time when I arrived to the Vancouver airport... Confusion and surprise were my two feelings that circled around my rotten mind. Why do you ask? Because just before enter to the migration Office I saw something strange.. A family of Asians was just in fornt of me, I thought that it was normal, but then I looked behind me and I saw another family of Asians, then I looked around and I was surrounded by Asians!!!! For one second I sweared that I took the wrong flight to Vancouver and instead I arrived to some Asian city, like Tokyo or Beijing... Fortunately I managed to see the statue of a moose and some totem poles that show me that I was on the right place.
11월 13일 Here we go... BAM, first blog entry... Mmmmmmh... I wanna eat something, be right back.
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